The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword
(Especially If It's One Of Those Spy Pens That Shoots Out Poison)
I'm a copywriter, a storyteller; a yarn-spinner. You've got a widget to sell? No, sir, you've got a story to tell, and I'll tell it for you good. Whether you're looking to promote a new nightclub, a new app, or maybe a new way of delivering flowers via drone that will #disrupt the flower delivery business while absolutely terrifying the public at large, I'm here to tell your story for you. A lot of people find it hard to believe I am both a talented and tireless writer AND a 3.0-level tennis player, until they learn 3.0 is actually not so good. Thanks for stopping by!